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Some Jokes for Weddings

A new couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride gave a phone call to her mother with some bad news. “Mom,” she said, “I just found out that my fiance’s mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding.” The bride’s mother thought for a minute. “Don’t worry,” she tells her daughter. “I’ll just go and buy another dress to wear to the ceremony.” “But mother,” said the bride, “that dress cost a fortune. What will you do with it? It’s such a waste not to use it.” “Who said I won’t use it?” her mother asked. “I’ll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner.”

Ever since a couple got married, the wife has tried to change me. She asked me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,” said the man. “Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend. “I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”